Very important stats on my first three months at site
- # of marriage proposals: 3
- # of cat calls made by 19 year old boys: 43
- # of times I told them this wasn’t appropriate: 37
- # of time they thought this was hilarious: 37
- # of bug bites at any given time: 12
- # of articles of clothing my rat has ruined because he has a thing for soap: 5
- # of unripe guavas kids have eaten from my tree: 67
- # of people who assume I’m French: 45
- # of vazahas who come through my town in a day: 7 (average)
- # of vazahas who come through my town in a day: 16 (max)
- # of people who want me to get them an American husband: 3
- # of kids who end up in my yard any given afternoon: 6
- # of photos currently on my phone that are selfies kids have taken:313
- # of times people have asked if I live with the mayor: 4
- # of times I was asked to teach English: 17
- # of times I actually ended up teaching English: 3